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Review of Sinister–5 Stars

I am always on the lookout for good horror. Despite my best efforts, I rarely come across a movie that scares me. I found one.

Sinister tells the story of Ellison Oswalt, a true-crime writer whose best work was ten years ago. In an effort to get his mojo back, he moves his family to a small town in the middle of nowhere to chronicle the murder of four people and the disappearance of the family’s youngest daughter. And in a move that the local sheriff notes is in “bad taste,” he decides to move into the house previously occupied by the murdered family. Did I mention the family was murdered in the back yard, hanged from the branch of a particularly sturdy tree?

Things start to go hairy when Ellison discovers a box of Super-8 films in the attic of his home, films that shouldn’t be there (we are treated to a crime scene photo showing an empty attic). One of the films depicts the murder of the people Ellison is investigating. But when Ellison watches some of the other films in the box—spanning several decades—he finds that each one depicts another family, and another murder. But when Ellison makes out the image of the killer in one of the films, that’s when things take a turn for the worst.

I tell you what, this movie is freaky-deaky from the word go. From the very first frame, it’s go time. I am reminded of the similarly named Insidious, a movie that was wonderfully horrific until the last 15 minutes or so, when it sorta falls apart. This movie doesn’t fall apart. And the thing is, it almost never lets up. There are very few opportunities to relax. The Super 8 films harken back to Peeping Tom, the excellent 1960 horror film that was so far ahead of its time that it destroyed the director’s career. But the heart of the movie is purely supernatural and altogether unsettling. The fact that the family dynamic is so well-established only makes it worse. I can honestly say that Sinister is one of the scariest movies I have seen since The Ring.

Highly recommended for anyone who loves a good scare.

5 Stars

Bonus: Sinister manages to breathe new life into the jump scare as well. There is one scene where the lead character sees something that makes him jump out of his chair. I almost fell out of mine.

Bonus, with a spoiler: So I always say, if you end up in a place where something crazy is going on, just move. Yeah, didn’t quite work in this one…

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Free Music Friday–Lost in My Mind by The Head and the Heart

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I Want To Get My Books On More Blogs

That Which Should Not Be or The Void, doesn’t matter which. If anybody is interested, let me know. I can do interviews, giveaways, the works. Obviously, Lovecraftian sites might be most appropriate, but any horror site will do. Hit me up on email, or comment here if you are interested.

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Movie Review: The Tall Man–2 Stars

Movies about monsters that prey on children are as old as time. There’s something particularly horrifying about the death of our most precious, and The Tall Man, a movie starring Jessica Biel (and Lance Henrikson, one of my favorites), plays on that fear.

Whether intentionally or not, The Tall Man presents itself as a movie about the slender man, one of the great folk tales of this or any era, the first to come completely from the mind of internet denizens. We are introduced to the town of Cold Rock, a former mining village that is falling in on itself. Poverty grips it, but worse than that, children are disappearing by the droves. Dozens have simply vanished without explanation, with speculation falling on what the townfolk call The Tall Man, a boogey creature that hunts for innocents. But is the Tall Man real, or just a pedophile in disguise?

So that’s how the movie is set up. And if that had been the movie we had seen, I think it would have been a great film. But then things simply go crazy. The movie completely goes off the rails in a direction one would never suspect. It’s bizarre. It’s nonsensical. I can’t decide whether it makes a good movie or not, but it is certainly not what you expect.

And then comes the denouement, the reveal. It happens after the longest ending sequence this side of The Return of the King. Spoilers ahead…

Spoiler Pirate!

As simply impossible as it is to believe, basically the Tall Man is a member of an international organization that kidnaps children from poor families and gives them to rich ones. Jessica Biel is one of their agents. Now, this is all presented as a good thing. A positive thing. It’s perhaps the most pretentious, ridiculous, condescending, insulting ending I have ever seen. And it’s presented as this deep social commentary on the state of the world.

In any event, I do not recommend The Tall Man to much of anyone. Stay very far away. This boogeyman is scary for all the wrong reasons.

 

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Variety Agrees With Me on the Death of Music

Time to brag.

Time to brag.

So remember this post? I said this–

It’s no surprise that more and more of the younger generation are moving away from radio to services like Spotify. I just wonder if there will ever be a tipping point where things change. On any list of the 500 Greatest Rock songs of all time, Smells Like Teen Spirit should be near the top.

And here is Variety saying basically the same thing. And it’s true. If the radio industry doesn’t adapt–and fast–it is doomed.

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From the Vault: My Short Story, “Latimer’s Candle”

This is one of my first published stories–and my first attempt at anything resembling science fiction. It’s not perfect, but I’ve always had a special place in my heart for it. And I think it has a good message. Enjoy.

Latimer’s Candle

by Brett J. Talley

Paul Ryder cut his aft thrusters, allowing his inertia to carry him the final few clicks to the waiting carrier.  He watched as it rotated slowly in space, the centrifugal force creating the illusion of artificial gravity for those within.  The sunlight seemed to dance across its speckled surface as it spun, and Ryder felt a sudden sadness that he would never see the Unity like that again.

“This is Unity, Colonel Ryder, calling in,” a voice crackled across the comm system.  “Shall I engage the ALS, sir?”

“That’s alright, Unity.  I think I’ll bring her in manually.”

There was a pause on the other side of the system before the voice returned.  “Copy that, sir.  We’ll stand by for further instructions.”

Ryder chuckled to himself at the surprise in the comm operator’s voice.  Since the automated system had been installed, he couldn’t remember anyone attempting a manual landing.  It probably didn’t help that he was flying a Phantom, Europa Ship Lines prototype and the most advanced fighter ever designed.  No doubt the Republic would have not appreciated his taking chances with its latest toy.  But his first landing had been manual, and he figured this was his last chance to do it again.  So why not?

He angled his ship until the Unity sat directly in front of him.  He waited till the right moment, firing his aft landing thrusters, just long enough to start his fighter spinning at precisely the same rate as the carrier.  But it had been too long, and he was rusty.  A microsecond burst from the starboard side though, and he was perfect.  The two ships were now spinning together, though to his eyes Unity appeared to be sitting in perfect stillness.

There was nothing to do now but wait.  Wait and watch as his momentum carried him forward and the great ship grew larger, until finally it blotted out the blackness beyond.  The landing bay was directly in front of him, and he felt the familiar electric tingle caress his skin as the ship passed through the magnetic field that separated the workers within from the vacuum of space without.  He engaged his landing thrusters, bringing the ship down until it gently clanged against the metal pad below.  He was back.

He terminated the flight assistance system and disconnected his HUD.  As his feet clanked down on the titanium deck, he saw Moira standing in front of her Raptor.  The grin on her face said she was happy to see him.  As he walked over to her, she suddenly turned stoic, throwing up her crispest salute.  He returned it with a frown.

“Captain Quinn.”

“Colonel Ryder, good to have you back, sir.”

“A successful mission, I see,” she said, looking back at the Phantom.  “Perhaps you can debrief me on your trip?”

Ryder grinned.  “Perhaps.”

Two hours later, she was in his arms, her red hair spreading out across his chest.  He rubbed her tan shoulder absentmindedly, thinking back to how they had met.  She was much younger than he, a prodigy he had been assigned to develop.  They had not meant to fall in love, but such things rarely follow according to plan.

“How was Europa?” she murmured sleepily.

“Very different than I remember it.”

“Oh, that’s good. The assimilation was successful then?”

“It was,” he said simply.  But he didn’t know how good it was.  He thought back to the last time he had visited Europa.  Twenty-five years it had been, back when Jupiter’s moon was one of the last remaining independent colonies.  They had called it New Vegas, after the old American pleasure city.  Europa had been an adventure in those days.  Wild, corrupt, criminal.  And free.  It wasn’t any of those things anymore.

The Republic had captured it ten years before.  He had led one of the squadrons responsible for destroying Europa’s meager air defenses.  He had carried out his orders, of course, secure in the belief that the Europan government had authorized terrorist strikes against the Republican trade fleets that ran between Saturn and Mars.  Now he wondered.

Education and Assimilation facilities had been installed on Europa immediately.  Of course, they consisted of only one activity – the implementation of Slavic Modulators in each Europan colonist.  Their behavior could then be monitored and controlled.  Europa was now as orderly as any city on Earth.  Its people woke up at their assigned time, went to their assigned jobs, came home to their assigned mates.

“Do you remember,” he asked, “when they removed your implant?”

It was a perk of military service, and the main reason he would never leave it.  The Modulators were deactivated and removed on the first day of duty.  No doubt the leadership of the Republic would have preferred to abandon that practice, but the Admirals would never allow it.

“Of course I remember it,” she said, looking up at him.  “It was the most amazing feeling I’ve ever had.”

He would have described it the same way.  He had joined the military for the reason they all had.  Testing had determined an increased aptitude for leadership, superior hand-eye coordination, response time, the rest.  He had “chosen” to be a pilot in that he was told to do so and never would have thought – or had the capacity, really – to resist.  When the technicians came to remove his Modulator, he had not felt excitement or anticipation or fear.  In fact, he didn’t remember feeling much of anything before that day, before that moment.

It had been a transcendent experience, a rush of emotions he had never known.  The Bliss, they called it.  It took him a full three days to recover, to learn how to handle an uncontrolled life.  No, he would never leave the fleet.  No one ever did.  You couldn’t go back, not after feeling that.

“Do you ever think,” he said, “that maybe everyone should experience it?”

She looked up at him, grinning.  Then the grin faded when she realized this was no joke.

“You’re serious?”

“Well, why not?”

“Why not?” she said, pulling herself up on to her elbows.  “They could never handle it, Paul.”

“We handle it.”

“Yeah, after years of training, of military discipline, we do.  And you and I both have seen that there are plenty of guys who don’t.  And beside, you know how it used to be, the chaos, the death.  Before the Republic brought order.  There are no wars now.  No crime.  People don’t drink themselves to death.  They don’t throw away their future on drugs or gambling or things they don’t need.  No, what we have now is better.”

“So you would go back?” he asked.  She didn’t have to answer the question.  Instead, she just laid her head back on his chest.  He knew everything she said was true.  Thousands of years of bloody history had confirmed that mankind was incompatible with freedom.  Or maybe that wasn’t true.  Not precisely at least.  It was just a question of what price he was willing to pay.  In death, in disease.  In poverty and crime.  But he knew something else, too.  He knew that Moira would never go back.  Neither would he.  And no matter what she said, he knew that the everyone should be able to make the same choice they had.

* * *

“She’s a beautiful ship, Colonel Ryder.”

“Why thank you, Captain Quinn.”

Twenty-four hours had passed. Ryder was back in the Phantom, with Moira on his wing in what had been the state-of-the-art Raptor class fighter.  The Phantom was to replace it, designed to defeat the handful of rebels that still maintained bases in the outer solar system.  Their days were numbered, Ryder knew, Phantom or no.  The Assimilation War was over when Europa fell.  But the Republic would brook no dissent; assimilation must be total.  When the Phantom was fully online, the final assault would begin.  Republican fleets would scour every rock, every hiding place.  Burn them clean if necessary.  Ryder had been chosen to lead the mission.  And so he had also been chosen to put the Phantom through its first full test.  He had every intention of giving it a shakedown cruise for the ages.

His munitions officer had not questioned him when he ordered that the Phantom be equipped with a full compliment of neutronium bombs.  Such a request was highly unusual for a non-combat mission.  But Ryder had reached a position where his orders were obeyed without objection, particularly with the Phantom in its final test phase.  Moira of course didn’t know.  He hoped he could keep it that way, till the last second.

The Unity was on an inner planet patrol.  Its course had brought it as close to the sun as any ever would.  Ryder didn’t figure he would get this chance again.  He could see the thousands, no millions, of automated defense satellites that seemed to hover around the sun like flies buzzing around a corpse.  The Icarus Defense Network protected the most precious of all the Republic’s treasures.  He could see it, too.

The Dyson’s Sphere, man’s greatest technological achievement.  A vast array of satellites, deployed around the sun to capture every last bit of energy it could provide.  No other source could power Republican society.  And so it was of critical importance that it be protected.  The attack satellites would destroy anything that came within range, no questions asked.  Only Republican ships were immune.  Only Republican ships could come in range of the Dyson’s Sphere.

“Stay on course, Moira.  I’m going to see what this baby can do.”

“You got it, Colonel.”

Ryder steered the Phantom towards the ring of attack satellites.  Even though he knew he was safe, he couldn’t help but feel a shiver trickle down his spine as he passed within range.  The guns locked on him briefly, but his nav computer sent the required codes, and soon they had resumed their standby position.  He hit his afterburners, and pointed his ship directly at the main power transference coupling of the Sphere.

He had considered for some time what strategy to take, what the Republic’s weakest point might be.  Attacking the Sphere itself was impractical.  It was massive, and whatever damage he might do was unlikely to even cause a blip on the Republic’s radar.  No, he had to be precise, and he had to be effective.  It was unlikely that anyone would ever have this opportunity again.  But the answer had presented itself with little study.  The power transference coupling was the Sphere’s most critical structure.  It shimmered like a great, diamond ring, glowing blue from the collected energy of each satellite that made up the Dyson’s Sphere.  It fed the concentrated laser beams that delivered power to orbital collectors at every Republican colony.  Damage the coupling, and the power could not be delivered.  Every colony would go dark.  And with them, twenty-five billion Slavic Modulators.  In one instant, every human being would awaken, every one would know what it meant to be free.  There would be no going back then.  He had no doubt the Republic had contingency measures, but they could supplement the energy from the Dyson’s Sphere only.  They could never replace it.  So even if it took only a few weeks to fix the Sphere, the Republic would never again exercise control over its people.

He could see the power coupling growing larger every second.  He was close now, and at this speed he would reach it in a matter of minutes.  It was then that a klaxon sounded.

“Warning!” his computer said, “Missile Lock Detected!”

He brought up his rear display.  It was Moira.

“Paul,” she said, over the comm system, “Paul, what are you doing?”  He could hear the tears in her voice.

“Moira, you’ve got a missile lock on me.  I’m starting to get worried,” he said with a laugh, trying to sound as relaxed as possible.

“I’m disobeying orders already, Paul.  I’m supposed to shoot you down.  They know about the neutronium, and your course is taking you directly to the Sphere.  You’re going to try and destroy it, aren’t you?  Paul, please turn back.  Why would you do this?”

Ryder looked up at his distance gauge.  He was still several minutes from his target.  Even in the Phantom, he couldn’t hope to outrun Moira, and he knew from many simulated experiences that she was the better pilot.  She could stop him now if she wanted, oh so close to his goal.

“Moira,” he said, “I want you to listen to me.  They deserve what we have, Moira.  They deserve it, no matter what the price.  It’s the only thing anyone really deserves.  The simple right to choose, and to live with those consequences, even if that means a shorter, poorer life.  You were right before.  A lot of people did die in the past.  But many of them gave their lives willingly, trying to stop others from taking that right to chose away from them.  I’ve lived free for thirty years.  The twenty before that, I was a slave.  And no matter what you do now, no matter what you choose, I’m going to die free.  Let me give that gift to everyone.”

Moira was sobbing now.  He could hear it through the comm.  And then she fired her missiles.  He closed his eyes then, knowing that the end was here.  His last words were ones he had meant to give for many years.  “I love you, Moira,” he said.

He heard the explosions, bracing himself for death.  But a second passed, and death didn’t come.  He looked up to see that the power coupling’s shield generator was on fire.  His eyes went to the missile lock light.  It was off.  She had missed on purpose, or perhaps she had simply hit the very thing she was aiming for.  He smiled and punched his afterburners.  One click and he armed the bombs lodged in the belly of the Phantom.  Then he lit a fire that entire worlds did see, one that, for good or ill, would never be put out.

Originally published November 2010 in the Absent Willow Review.

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My Trip To Cesky Krumlov, Setting of the Hostel Movies

Recently I found myself in the Czech Republic, in one of the truly great cities I have ever visited–Cesky Krumlov.

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What an amazingly beautiful city, like something straight out of a movie. And in fact, that’s exactly why we came here, even if the movie that Cesky Krumlov is famous for is not one that most people would expect. It was here, in this idyllic village, that Eli Roth set his controversial torture horror movies, Hostel and Hostel 2. For those of you who are fans of the movie (and for those of you who aren’t), here’s a gallery of photos so that you can experience this amazing village too.

Honestly, I would recommend anyone visit Cesky Krumlov. It is a beautiful city, one that is not overrun with tourists. The people are incredibly nice and helpful, the food is fantastic and cheap, and the setting relaxing and inspiring all at once. I will be going back.

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Free Music Friday–Old Pine by Ben Howard

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Do you always watch for the longest day of the year and then miss it?

I always watch for the longest day in the year and then miss it.

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As The Blog Hits 100,000 Views, A Few Stats

So yesterday, the blog passed 100,000 total views. That’s quite an accomplishment for a little operation like my own, and I want to thank each and every one of my readers for helping get us there. I also wanted to share some stats that I thought you might find interesting.

Most Popular Posts

My Journey to the Reactors of Chernobyl

Why I Hate Darius Rucker’s Cover of Wagon Wheel

For God, For Cthulhu, and for Miskatonic

Most Popular Search Terms That Reach My Site

1. My name

2. Walpurgis Night

3. Miami Zombie

Top Clicks

1. Amazon

2. Smashwords

3. Lovecraft eZine

Top Referrers

1. IMDB

2. Reddit

3. Google

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My Review of Terovolas by Ed Erdelac

I admit that when I first opened Terovolas, I was somewhat skeptical. The story of Professor Abraham Van Helsing after his fateful encounter with Dracula? In Texas!?!?! But the power of the story and the skill with which Ed Erdelac tells it had me hooked from the beginning. Here’s the synopsis.

The personal papers of the enigmatic Professor Abraham Van Helsing are collected and presented for the first time by his longtime colleague and defender, Dr. John Seward.

Texas, 1891 Following the defeat of Count Dracula, Abraham Van Helsing – suffering from violent recurring fantasies – checks himself into Jack Seward’s Purfleet Asylum. Once discharged, he volunteers to return the ashes and personal effects of the late Quincey P. Morris (the American adventurer who died in battle with the nefarious Count) home to the Morris family ranch in Sorefoot, Texas.

Van Helsing arrives to find Quincey’s brother, Cole Morris, embroiled in an escalating land dispute with a group of neighboring Norwegian ranchers led by the enigmatic Sig Skoll. When cattle and men start turning up slaughtered, the locals suspect a wild animal, but Van Helsing thinks a preternatural culprit is afoot. Is a shapeshifter stalking the Texas plains, or are the phantasms of his previously disordered mind returning?

The intrepid professor must decide soon, for the life of Skoll’s beautiful new bride may hang in the balance.

Terovolas is obviously aimed at fans of Dracula, and it hits the mark without question. Told through primary sources in the same way as the classic horror novel, Erdelac manages to recreate the style of Stoker without lacking originality as one might expect. By staying true to the tradition laid down by Dracula while simultaneously putting his own spin on the story, Erdelac breathes new life into an old tale. The action scenes are crisp, the characters well developed, the plot filled with surprises. I recommend Terovolas highly, particularly to anyone who loved the original. You will not be disappointed.

4.5 Stars

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Friend’s Son Wins National Book Award!

Turn’s out Jeff Wilson’s son is a chip off the old block. Jeff, if you don’t remember, is a writer a greatly admire, the author of both The Donors and The Traiteur’s Ring. And he may not even be the most talented person in his family. Jeff’s son, Connor, recently took home the prestigious Reader Views Literary Award…at only twelve years old. You should support the young man and check out his book, A Giant Pencil. Congratulations Connor!

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Free Music Friday–Call Your Girlfriend by Erato

Amazing what three girls can do with a few tubs of butter.

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Sixty-Nine Years Ago Today, They Broke Down the Atlantic Wall

And freed a people. They may not be boys anymore, but they will always be heroes.

We stand on a lonely, windswept point on the northern shore of France. The air is soft, but 40 years ago at this moment, the air was dense with smoke and the cries of men, and the air was filled with the crack of rifle fire and the roar of cannon. At dawn, on the morning of the 6th of June, 1944, 225 Rangers jumped off the British landing craft and ran to the bottom of these cliffs. Their mission was one of the most difficult and daring of the invasion: to climb these sheer and desolate cliffs and take out the enemy guns. The Allies had been told that some of the mightiest of these guns were here and they would be trained on the beaches to stop the Allied advance.

The Rangers looked up and saw the enemy soldiers — the edge of the cliffs shooting down at them with machineguns and throwing grenades. And the American Rangers began to climb. They shot rope ladders over the face of these cliffs and began to pull themselves up. When one Ranger fell, another would take his place. When one rope was cut, a Ranger would grab another and begin his climb again. They climbed, shot back, and held their footing. Soon, one by one, the Rangers pulled themselves over the top, and in seizing the firm land at the top of these cliffs, they began to seize back the continent of Europe. Two hundred and twenty-five came here. After 2 days of fighting, only 90 could still bear arms.

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Why Can’t We Get Decent Barbecue in DC?

A little off topic this morning, but an important question nonetheless. Why, in a city which is purportedly southern, can we not get decent barbecue?

Saturday night, I headed down to the new hotness in Chinatown, Hill Country BBQ. Now, I knew I was in trouble when I saw the massive star on the wall and ubiquitous Texas decorations. This was not a barbecue place. This was a brisket place. I’m not saying there’s no good brisket in this world, but I’ve never had it. I’m beginning to think that either it can only be made in Texas or Texans have never had decent BBQ and are deeply confused individuals.

To make matters worse, the option for pork BBQ wasn’t even on the table. No pulled pork sandwich for me.  But, hope sprung eternal–they did have pork ribs. And that’s when the second warning sign should have had me turning around and leaving, fleeing for a McRib at the McDonald’s across the street; the ribs were sold by the pound, not by the slab like every other God fearing BBQ place in the world. And they were $14 a pound. For the uninitiated, a slab of ribs (what I normally eat) weighs four pounds or more. You see, they have bones in them, and that dead weight meant that if I wanted to have a slab of ribs, I was going to have to shell out more than $50 bucks. So I got three ribs instead.

But hey, at least there are sides, right? Nope, you have to pay for those. So I got a small cup of BBQ beans…for 5 more dollars. Now, I don’t know what kind of pork and beans they have in Texas, but these were pintos, and not well cooked pintos either. Even the sauce was a bad, watery, bland take on Memphis style sauce without the kick or the sweetness. It was a very disappointing, very expensive, meal.

I know some of you are going to think I have bad taste, but that was my first and last visit to Hill Country. I hold out hope that one day, I will find decent BBQ in DC. Until then, I guess I’ll just dream of Dreamland.

Ain’t that the truth.

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