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Yet Another Zombie Attack


In an interview with detectives, Hubbard confirmed she tried to break the baby’s arm off in order to eat it.

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Government Covers Up Zombie Apocalypse

They can’t fool us!

But on Thursday, the agency made it official: Zombies don’t exist.

“CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms),” wrote agency spokesman David Daigle in an email to The Huffington Post.

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Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

In light of recent events, perhaps it’s time to revisit the people you meet in a zombie apocalypse . . .

  1. Leaders
  2. Loners
  3. Prophets
  4. Death Traps
  5. Survivors
  6. Zombies

Enjoy . . . but prepare!

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Specialized Zombie Killing Ammo: A PSA

With the Zombie Apocalypse clearly upon us, we here at The Site That Should Not Be want to ensure that you have everything you need to survive The Rising.  Pick up a copy of The Zombie Survival Guide and then head on over to for ammo designed specifically for stopping the undead.  They said it could never happen.  But then it did.

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More Details Emerging On The Miami Zombie

Seriously.  Read this and tell me the end is not nigh.

“Police officer came over, told him several times to get off and a police officer climbed over the divider and got in front of him and said, ‘Get off!’ And told him several times and the guy just stood his head up like that with a piece of flesh in his mouth and growled,” said Vega.

When the attack continued, Vega says the officer fired but the man continued to chew flesh off the victim. The officer fired several more times, eventually killing the attacker.

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I don’t know about you people, but I’m looking for these guys . . .

“Come with me if you want to live.”

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My Friends, The Zombie Apocalypse May Be Upon Us

Details are sketchy, but there’s disturbing news out of Miami today.  Suffice it to say, it is time to arm and prepare for The Rising.

Miami police have not confirmed the details of what happened next, but sources close to the investigation told CBS4 News that officers found one man gnawing on the face of another, in what one police source called the most gruesome thing he’d ever seen.

One witness described the attacker as acting like “a rabid dog.”  When the man wouldn’t respond to their commands, the police were forced to shoot the attacker.  But it didn’t stop him . . .

“During this confrontation an officer did discharge his weapon striking one of the individuals, said Det. Willie Moreno, spokesperson for Miami Police.

But the sources close to the investigation say that dry recitation of the facts apparently doesn’t go far enough. They said the man still would not give in to police commands, so officers fired again

The attacker was killed, and his victim was rushed to the hospital.  Hopefully, he is being kept under close watch . . .  More details when they are available.  Prepare.

It is unknown at this time whether Nazi Zombies are involved.

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The Sixth (But Should It Be First?) Person You Meet in A Zombie Apocalypse–The Zombie


Whenever people make this sort of lists, they always forget about zombies. But depending on the type of zombie uprising we are dealing with, the undead may be the only thing you see.

It’s commonly accepted among zomboligists that there are three stages of zombie infestation. The first stage consists of one or two isolated cases, at most a small group. Shocking yes, and no doubt the existence of a reanimated corpse would change everything about the way we see the world. But as far as a threat, a Class I event is easily contained and no great threat to the majority of people.

The second stage of a zombie rising affects an area as large as a city. Much worse than a Class I infestation, thousands will die and whatever city is hit will be lost. But unless you live in the city affected, you’ll probably be OK during a Class II event and the military will eventually regain control.

Not so with a Class III event. Class III is the apocalypse. Class III is the end of the world. What are the chances you will survive? What are the chances you will even know what is happening before you come face to face with a zombie? And when that happens, what are you going to do? Probably get bit. And that’s the thing. Most people won’t survive the zombie apocalypse. No matter how well thought out your plan, you probably won’t even get to put it in place. Or something simple will throw you off. You’ll be on vacation. You won’t be able to get back to your apartment and pick up your weapons. Even if you do survive, you are going to see zombies. You are going to have to kill them. No one will survive the zombie apocalypse unscathed. In the end you’ll have to choose—beat um or join um.

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