My Friends, The Zombie Apocalypse May Be Upon Us

Details are sketchy, but there’s disturbing news out of Miami today.  Suffice it to say, it is time to arm and prepare for The Rising.

Miami police have not confirmed the details of what happened next, but sources close to the investigation told CBS4 News that officers found one man gnawing on the face of another, in what one police source called the most gruesome thing he’d ever seen.

One witness described the attacker as acting like “a rabid dog.”  When the man wouldn’t respond to their commands, the police were forced to shoot the attacker.  But it didn’t stop him . . .

“During this confrontation an officer did discharge his weapon striking one of the individuals, said Det. Willie Moreno, spokesperson for Miami Police.

But the sources close to the investigation say that dry recitation of the facts apparently doesn’t go far enough. They said the man still would not give in to police commands, so officers fired again

The attacker was killed, and his victim was rushed to the hospital.  Hopefully, he is being kept under close watch . . .  More details when they are available.  Prepare.

It is unknown at this time whether Nazi Zombies are involved.

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