On Zombies: A Deconstruction

The best thing about publishing a novel is you are suddenly an expert on something.  My opinions and your opinions are both worth

The only thing worse than zombies? Nazi zombies.

about the same (which is, unfortunately, next to nothing), but since I wrote a horror novel, everybody wants to know what I think.  I can pontificate until the end of time, and people will actually pay attention!  Wild, huh?  But I fear I haven’t taken advantage of this opportunity.  Opinion articles on this site are rare, far rarer than they should be.  I’m going to change that, starting with this, my multipart discussion of the zombie and the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

You know it’s coming.  I know it’s coming.  As surely as the world is going to end on December 21, 2012 (probably in a zombie apocalypse), The Rising will occur in our lifetimes  (probably on December 21, 2012).  As such, I feel like it is my responsibility to use my expertise to try and save your lives when the inevitable occurs.  After all, I wrote a book.  I’m an expert on these things.

In the coming days, I’ll be proceeding with a serious of posts pertaining to zombies and the end times.  You will learn much, no doubt.  And remember, the life you save could be your own.

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