Jenny Lawson, Bloggess extraordinare and provider of all the funny things on my website (unbeknownest to her. Stealing is grand!) has proven the existence of Santa Clause with the kind of logical accuracy that makes mathematicians die of brain infarction (a disease peculiar to that species). I mean, can you argue with this?
“I’ve never seen a zombie, but I still keep a rifle in my office in case I see one. I think we should all give Santa the same benefit of the doubt that we give zombies. In that we should believe in his existence, that is. Not that we should shoot him in the face.”
I thought not. Read the rest here.