I’ve come to terms with that fact that I am not internet funny. I mean, I think I am pretty humorous in person. It’s a dry humor that stupid people don’t always get, but I am usually able to generate some chuckles, a few guffaws, and the occasional belly laugh. But internet funny? Can’t do it. I can write horror, but comedy is just not my bag. And that’s too bad. People like funny. If I was funny, more people would read my blog. Fortunately, I believe I have stumbled upon a solution — steal from other people! And so I give to you the Bloggess, one of the funniest women on the internet. It’s gonna be tough to top this one . . .