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The Third Person You Meet in a Zombie Apocalypse–The Prophet

The Prophet*

You know the prophet. He’s the guy who has been preparing for the zombie apocalypse his entire life. He can’t wait till the day comes. It’s his one chance to do something great, to be something consequential. You are carrying a shotgun? He’ll have a Shaolin Spade because he knows that it represents the perfect combination of speed, stealth, killing prowess, and weight of any weapon out there when it comes to zombie destruction. The prophet already knows where he will hold up for the duration of the zombie apocalypse, and if that place is overrun, he has at least three back up plans. The prophet knows everything there is to know about zombies, has read the Zombie Survival Guide at least three times, and could teach a class on the subject, if only a school was awesome enough to offer it.

You would think that the prophet would be the most likely to survive, but you would be wrong. Yes he’s got all the info. Yes he’s got all the plans. But you know, he probably can’t follow through with them. First of all, prophets tend to be nerds. I mean seriously, how many star linebackers are sitting around thinking about what to do during the zombie apocalypse? And that’s another problem, he probably spends a lot more time thinking about what he would do in the case of a zombie invasion than actually preparing for it. I mean come on. Do you really think he has a Shaolin Spade?

Funny thing about the Prophet though.  He never shows up in movies.  In movies, nobody has ever heard of zombies.

*Sadly, I would probably be a prophet.

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Support the Navy SEALS and Read Great Fiction at the Same Time!

My good friend Jeffrey Wilson, author of the Traiteur’s Ring and American hero, is running a benefit for the Navy SEALS this month.  See the details below.  If you are interested in helping, buy his book here.  My review of The Traiteur’s Ring is available here.  

“As you know, on August 6th the Naval Special Warfare community suffered a tremendous blow, with the worst single day loss of life in its history, when a Special Operations helicopter with Navy SEALs and support personnel onboard was shot down by insurgents in Afghanistan. Like everyone tied to the community, I lost friends that day. As a result, I asked Chris Payne at JournalStone if he would help me with a fund raiser for NSF, which uses 100% of its funds to directly support wounded SEALS and other NSW personnel and also supports the families left behind when community members are killed.
In February 100% of royalties and JournalStones proceeds from the sales of THE TRAITEUR’S RING in any format or from any bookseller will be donated to NSF to support their mission.”

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Ads

Apparently I have them on my blog.  I guess that is a wordpress thing.  When do I get my cut?

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The Best Super Bowl Ad You Won’t See

I guess the geniuses over at Budweiser America think we can’t handle hockey.  Hello, the Miracle on Ice?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mikehayes/its-a-shame-this-super-bowl-ad-will-only-air-in-c

 

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Ah Boston, Love of my Soul

I am coming to you LIVE from the capital of Massachusetts, home of the American Revolution, Dunkin’ Donuts, and Tom Brady.  I’ve started my new job, but I am in that awkward place where nobody knows if I am incompetent or not.  Thus, I have time to talk to all of you!

Boston is a city of eternal conundrums for me.  It is easily my favorite town in America.  I love the weather, the feel of the city, the environs of New England, the sports teams, the food.  It’s just all fantastic.  But man is it far away from Alabama.  Alabama’s home.  It’s where the heart is, as it were, and I want to return to Alabama one day and put down roots.  But while I love Boston concretely, my love for Alabama is more abstract.  I’ve yet to find a place in Alabama that fit me.  Alas, if only Boston were in the South.

Oh well.  My time in this great city is limited by the nature of my job, so I suppose I will just enjoy it before I leave it forever.  We are starcrossed lovers, doomed to be apart.  To borrow a line from Shakespeare, “Never was a story of more woe, than that of Brettiet and his Bostono.”

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Smashy Smash Words

I threw “The Chamber” up on Smashwords for free and in two days a hundred people have already downloaded it.  I’m beginning to think that free short stories might be a great way to advertise the novel.  Check it out if you are interested.

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If you are curious about the content of the new book . . .

Read my short story, “The Substance of Shadow.”  That short story is the kernel whence the idea for the new book emerged.

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Book 2 (Book 4 if you know me well enough) Is Done!

Well, the first draft at least.  Now the dreaded editing begins.  I honestly have no idea what I am doing at this point in the process.  I feel like some people do major rewrites of sections of their books.  For me, once it is on paper, it usually stays.  It’s more of a polishing process than a rebuilding one.  The only problem is that I had a year to mess around with That Which Should Not Be.  Now that I have one of those pesky publishers, they want to actually have the book in a timely fashion.  So many demands!  Anyway, back to editing…

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Neat Little Giveaway on the Lovecraft eZine

One  of my favorite internet destinations is giving away a sculpture of Brown Jenkin.  Don’t know who Brown Jenkin is?  For shame!  Learn more here.  Go check it out and subscribe to the magazine for a chance to win.  Here’s the link.

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My Interview With Stephen Prosapio, Author of Ghosts of Rosewood Asylum!

ebooksIt’s my great pleasure to present this interview of Stephen Prosapio, the author of Ghosts of Rosewood Asylum, a really fantastic novel. Read my review here.

  1.  Tell us a little bit about yourself. What do you do for a living when you aren’t writing?

    Hey Brett, thanks for having me. When I’m not writing, I’m an executive recruiter in the medical device industry, but I’m actively looking for something in corporate training or customer service. Anyone got anything?

  1. Introduce us to your fantastic book, Ghosts of Rosewood Asylum.

    Here’s my one-sentence pitch: Forced to work with a rival TV ghost hunting show, a paranormal researcher—who is himself possessed—investigates a 19th century asylum and uncovers as many dangerous secrets as he does spirits.

  1. Ghosts of Rosewood Asylum is set in one of my favorite towns, Chicago. How familiar are you with that fine city?

    About 26 years familiar with it having lived there through my college years. I grew up in the southwest suburbs, and then went to school at DePaul University living in the city. I loved Chicago (except for the weather). I don’t think that I fully appreciated it until I moved away. Great town.

  1. One of my favorite aspects of your book is the inclusion of a paranormal investigation team—two actually—and their hit television shows. Given the level of detail you include in the investigation, I have to think you have done some paranormal investigation yourself.

    Oddly enough, it wasn’t until *after* having written the book that I went out on an investigation. I researched by watching a ton of the paranormal shows.

  1. There’s also a heavy dose of Catholicism in the novel. Are you Catholic, or just good at faking it?

    Ha about faking it…I claim to be a recovering Catholic, but these characters seem to keep popping up in my novels. I guess it’s to be expected considering I had nearly two decades of Catholic-school education!

  1. Is Rosewood Asylum based on any real world location?

    No. It’s an amalgam of a number of the psychiatric hospitals which were investigated on the paranormal television shows. The interesting thing was that after I’d written most of the book and had such a clear picture of it and the grounds and the surrounding buildings, I went to Pullman to investigate the actual location and it was odd to *not* see the area as I’d envisioned it.

  1. Have you ever had paranormal experiences similar to those in your book?

    I have. I don’t reveal that much about it/them because I don’t want to influence people who’ve not yet read the book. But if you come closer, closer still…I’ll whisper to you the truth. Yes, the event in the first “Zach’s Past” chapter is a dramatized version of an actual event when I was two years old.

  1. What’s your biggest source of inspiration for your writing?

    Having been an avid reader since I was a kid, there’s that amazing feeling of transportation a great novel provides. Knowing that I can provide that feeling to others is absolutely intoxicating.

  1. Your book has gotten rave reviews on Amazon. What do you think it is that draw people to ghost stories and other tales of the paranormal?

    I think it’s the same phenomenon as when we get on rollercoasters. We love being scared, living vicariously.

  1. What scares you?

    Rollercoasters. No. No. Kidding. The Mothman Prophesies. For some reason that story freaks me out.

  1. Who is your favorite author? Favorite book?

    Hands down, Stephen King. Favorite book is a tougher one…I’d probably go with A Christmas Carol. See? A great ghost story even changed how we celebrate Christmas.

  1. What’s the most disappointing book you have ever read?

    This is a tough one because, knowing how difficult it is to write a novel and have one published, I’ve come to not want to denigrate other writers but let’s just say it’s a book by DB with the title A&D. I even read it in Italy where it was set and it was dreadful. Ended up making a decent movie though.

  1. What is it about horror that attracts you? Why not write books about ponies?

    I like what Stephen King says. “What makes you think I have a choice?” Honestly, I don’t know how to answer that question. My writing just seems to take me that way. Ironically though, I’m working on my 2nd screenplay and they’re both comedies.

  1. When did you know you wanted to be a writer?

    When I found out all the millions to be made! Woo hoo! Nah. I told my mom when I was nine or ten that I wanted to write a book.

  1. Obviously the electronic book is on the rise. What do you think about that? Greatest thing ever? Or creeping Communist subversion?

    Greatest thing ever. I bet back in the 1450s people were talking about Gutenberg’s movable type was going to end civilization. Anything that gets people reading more than playing video games is a good thing. I’ve had people read my entire book on their iPhones.

  1. What are your opinions on self-publishing vs. the more traditional publishing route?

    Things have changed so radically in the past few years. Two years ago my agent suggested, because we’d been unsuccessful at selling my first two novels to the big houses, that I took at Indie publishing (a term I prefer over self publishing) Ghosts of Rosewood Asylum. Having read it, can you fathom that NO ONE wanted it at any of the Big House imprints? It’s ludicrous.

    The Gate Keepers have slept on their watch far too long for us to trust them anymore. I’d say that moving forward many new upcoming authors are going to need to build an audience first through Indie Publishing. And with the money being paid as royalties on Amazon and other sites, some will just stay down that path and make far more than they ever would with a publisher. Regardless, it’s great to have options, and as writers, we’ve more options these days than we’ve ever had at any point in history.

  1. What book is next on your list to read?

    I’m reading a nonfiction book about the life of Abraham Lincoln right now. I like changing things up.

  1. If you could give one piece of advice to new writers, what would it be?

    Keep writing. Don’t fall in love with one particular piece of your work. If you’re querying something and it’s not catching, move onto your next project. If you’ve self published something and it’s not selling, get the next project completed and out there.

  1. Your next big project is a sequel Ghosts of Rosewood Asylum. You were kind enough to provide a preview at the end of the novel, and I have to tell you, I was hooked. What is the new book going to be called, and what can we expect?

    Thanks Brett. That preview really has people talking. It was one of those amazing jolts of inspired writing that happened flying back to San Diego from San Francisco. I was still working on Ghosts but this idea hit me full force and I just went with it. I wrote the whole thing during the flight, polished it up the next day and didn’t need to substantially change it.

    In any case, yes. That novel is just recently completed and called The Atchison Haunting. I’m hopeful that will get out this summer.

  1. Where can we follow you and your career on the web?

    Thanks for having me, Brett!

    http://www.prosapio.com

    facebook page http://www.facebook.com/stephenprosapio

    Twitter http://twitter.com/#!/stephenprosapio

    Goodreads author page http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4348183.Stephen_Prosapio

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Upcoming Interview with Stephen Prosapio, Author of Ghosts of Rosewood Asylum

On January 16, I’ll be posting an interview I conducted with the author of Ghosts of Rosewood Asylum.  He’s an interesting guy, so don’t miss it!  In case you have forgotten, here is the review I did of the novel.  Enjoy!

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Upcoming Interview with Stephen Prosapio, Author of Ghosts of Rosewood Asylum

On January 16, I’ll be posting an interview I conducted with the author of Ghosts of Rosewood Asylum.  He’s an interesting guy, so don’t miss it!  In case you have forgotten, here is the review I did of the novel.  Enjoy!

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Novel Update! 75,000 Words Down

How many to go?  Not sure, but a lot closer to being finished than I thought I would be at this point.  The book’s good (in my opinion at least), though I do think this project has revealed to me that I am not good at describing people’s facial expressions.  I’ll work on that.  Keep you guys updated.  Back to work!

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Time to Make the Final Push for the Lovecraft eZine!

Check out their post here.  They are up to #2!  Your votes could make the difference!

 

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Go Vote for the Lovecraft eZine!

One of my favorite sites is up for some awards.  Check out this post on the Lovecraft eZine and go vote!

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