Government Covers Up Zombie Apocalypse

They can’t fool us!

But on Thursday, the agency made it official: Zombies don’t exist.

“CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms),” wrote agency spokesman David Daigle in an email to The Huffington Post.

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-governments-center-for-disease-control-officially-denies-the-existence-of-zombies-2012-6